Gifts

A retirement gift for a coworker: a whole career, as a video game

After thirty or forty years in the same place, the card signed by everyone and the engraved watch feel a bit thin. A video game with their colleagues, their office or workshop stories and their legendary moments is a tribute that laughs with affection.

It plays in 15 to 25 minutes, and it's best shown at the leaving do, with everyone who appears in it watching the screen.

From 59 € · You get it within 7 days of completing the guide (72 h with Rush).

The demo is the game of Grandad Ray, a made-up grandad turning 70.

How a retirement game works

  1. Tell us who they are

    Our guide asks the right questions, about 10 minutes: what they did, who they worked with and the stories told at every coffee break. It saves itself and you can finish another day. Photos if you like, for their pixel portrait.

  2. We write and build their game

    We show you the script before building it. It's ready 7 days after we have their full story, or in 72 hours with the rush option.

  3. Give it to them at their leaving do

    They get a private link. It plays on a phone, a computer or the TV, with nothing to install.

Ideas for what their game could include

  • Their job, one last time

    A chapter at the office, the hospital or the school, with colleagues as characters asking for one final favour.

  • Monday is the final boss

    Or the photocopier that never worked, or the quarterly report. Whatever they suffered most, as a boss fight.

  • What comes next

    An ending on the beach, in the garden or travelling: their retirement plans, with messages from the whole team.

  • The coffee break quiz

    Questions only the team can answer: their mug, their parking spot, their legendary email.

How to give it

Project it in the room at the leaving lunch and let them play in front of everyone. With the Celebration edition, colleagues can pass the controller in the minigames; if the whole team should star, the Special commission is built for that.

Scenes their game could have

  • A pixel-art office with desks, a printer and a glass meeting room.

    Work

    The printer that always jams, turned into the final boss. And the meeting that could have been an email, as a choice to laugh at.

  • A pixel-art hospital emergency room with bays, a waiting room and a doctor.

    Their job

    The ER, the classroom or the workshop: their working day, with their colleagues as characters.

See every scene →

Play a demo for this occasion

  • The team saying goodbye to a colleague

    Pam retires

    34 years of elevenses, a rebel printer as the final boss and her first Tuesday of retirement, cycling up Box Hill.

    ▶ Play the demo

Made-up people: this is what a complete game looks like before you order yours.

Why it's different

Not a template with their name on it

Some “personalised” games swap the hero's name and little else. We write a story with chapters, and what really happens in their life becomes what you play. Three examples from the demo:

  1. What we were told“At his niece's wedding in 1998, he took the waiter carrying the four-tier cake for a cha-cha-cha.”

    What you playA rhythm minigame: you dance with the waiter to the beat… and the cake ends up on the floor, just like that day.

  2. What we were told“His little dog Biscuit eats whatever she shouldn't.”

    What you playA puzzle: Biscuit has the car key. You have to fill her bowl so she drops it.

  3. What we were told“His old Mini hardly ever starts: every Sunday he pushes it down the road with his mate and the neighbours.”

    What you playA race against the clock pushing the Mini down the road, collecting cha-cha records on the way.

Every game is directed by a person in the studio: they write the humour for that person, play it all the way through and nothing ships without their OK. 16-bit pixel art and original music, composed for the studio.

Price

Choose their edition

You get it within 7 days of completing the guide (72 h with Rush).

Adventure

59 €

Their personalised game: about 15 minutes to laugh, recognise themselves and be moved.

  • 3 chapters with their people and places
  • Their stories turned into game mechanics
  • A clever moment made only for their game
  • Ending with your message
  • Private link and digital gift card with a QR code
  • 1 round of changes
Start their game free

Recommended

Celebration

89 €

More game, made to share: about 25 minutes.

  • Everything in Adventure, plus:
  • 4 or 5 chapters
  • Party mode on the TV: minigames to pass the controller
  • More characters and more secrets
  • Soundtrack in their musical style
  • 2 rounds of changes
Start their game free

Special commission

from 179 €

For groups and big moments: weddings, retirements with the whole team, farewells.

  • Everything in Celebration, plus:
  • Several heroes or a longer story
  • Custom requests
  • 3 rounds of changes
  • If your commission needs more, we'll quote it before we start
Start their game free

Rush 72 h · +40 € Adds to any edition: you get it within 72 hours of completing the guide.

Give it as a group: a 179 € Special commission split between six friends is under 30 € each. One person pays and you split it however you like.

You start free: tell us their story with the guide (about 10 minutes) and pay at the end, once you've seen how it looks. Before building it we show you the script: if it doesn't convince you, we refund 100 %.

Your game will stay online for at least 5 years from delivery; if we ever had to take it down, we'll warn you well in advance and give you a way to keep it.

Changes

What changes include

Before building the game we show you the script: you can change anything there. Once the game is built, you get 1 round of changes with Adventure, 2 with Celebration and 3 with the Special commission.

Included in a round

  • Texts and lines
  • Names
  • Appearance details (hair, glasses, clothes…)
  • The chosen music
  • Small reorderings

Quoted separately

Adding chapters or new mechanics after the script is approved. If you want that, we'll quote it.

Frequently asked questions

Can the department split the cost?

Yes, that's the usual way. One person (or the company, with an invoice) pays and everyone chips in. Split between fifteen colleagues, the Special commission is about €12 each.

Can we try one first?

Yes: play Pam retires on this page, a complete game about a made-up colleague's last day at the office. It shows how chapters, minigames and the final message work.

How much is it and how long does it take?

Adventure is 59 €, Celebration 89 € and the Special commission from 179 €, VAT included, charged in euros. It's ready 7 days after we have their full story, or in 72 hours with rush delivery (+40 €). It's digital, so there's no shipping and nothing to get stuck at customs.

Who would yours be for?

From 59 € · You get it within 7 days of completing the guide (72 h with Rush).

The demo is the game of Grandad Ray, a made-up grandad turning 70.

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